Ryan's New Theme Song

I Am Baby
by Joe McDermott

I fall down on my bottom
And it doesn't even hurt
Gonna find a house plant
Gonna eat some dirt
Gonna run around all over this house
Gonna find an old dusty thing
Put in in my mouth

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I am baby
I am trouble
I can walk

I know everything to do to make the doggie jump
I know everything to pull to make the lamp go thump
I know everything to do to make Daddy say, "Oh no!"
I know 25 words and 24 of them are, "Uh oh!"

Chorus

Well, hey there kitty
How are you?
Mind if I give your tail a little chew?
And who spilled juice on Daddy's new suit?
Well it couldn't be meI'm so little and……cute
Well hey there Mama
What do you know
I just put the keys
Where the diapers go
And I do the watusi like the "tusi's" do
Eat some peanut butter
Spread it on your shoe

Chorus